Titivillius is a loyal parishioner at Hell Church who just wants to help out. But this poor pious soul despairs of ever filling truly filled by the grace of God -- until the parson leaves her alone with a huge stack of communion wafers and a big bottle of sacramental wine. Now she's determined to gorge and guzzle until she feels at one with the divine. 5 pages of stuffing, weight gain, and inflation.